Zombies Ate My Homework! Unravel the Mysteries with Jokes, Trivia, and Mind-Bending Riddles!

Zombies Ate My Homework! Unravel the Mysteries with Jokes, Trivia, and Mind-Bending Riddles!

Hello fellow survivors! Ever wondered if you’d make it in a world run by zombies?

Well, don’t wait for the apocalypse to find out!

Today, we’re diving into the hilariously horrifying world of zombies with some brain-tickling riddles, gut-busting jokes, and mind-boggling trivia.

And hey, who knows? Maybe these will come in handy the next time you find yourself facing a horde of the undead!

Here are over fifty zombie jokes, puns and riddles that'll spook and thrill you!

 

47 Zombie Jokes Puns And Riddles For A Haunted Halloween Party Adventure

 

Zombie Riddles to Test Your Survival Skills

Ready to challenge your wits? Here are some riddles that might just save your life—or at least make you the life of the party at our next zombie-themed get-together!

What do zombies serve at parties? Finger food!

Why did the zombie go to school? He wanted to improve his "dead"ucation!

What type of dog do zombies like best? Bloodhounds!

What do you call a zombie with lots of brains? A headhunter!

Why do zombies make terrible liars? Because you can see right through them!

What’s a zombie’s favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders!

Why did the zombie ignore all his Facebook friends? He was still digesting his last friend!

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a zombie? Frostbite!

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? “Graaaains!”

How do zombies keep their hair in place? With scare spray!

 

 

Why don't zombies like fast food? They can't catch it!

What’s a zombie's favorite cereal? Rice Creepies!

Where do zombies go swimming? The Dead Sea!

What's a zombie's favorite mode of transportation? A blood vessel!

Why did the zombie start a garden? He wanted to grow some fresh "human beans."

 

Hilarious Zombie Jokes to Keep the Ghouls Away

47 Zombie Jokes Puns And Riddles For A Haunted Halloween Party Adventure

Everyone knows zombies have a great sense of humor, right? Well, maybe not, but let’s tickle those funny bones anyway!

Why don’t zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? Because they prefer to eat their fingers separately!

What’s a zombie’s favorite bean? A human bean.

Why did the zombie stay home from school? He felt rotten! What do zombies put on their hotdogs? Grave-y.

How do you stop a zombie from biting you? Give him a piece of your mind.

What is a zombie's favorite ballet? The Nutcracker.

Why do zombies avoid alcohol? It kills their brain cells.

What's a zombie's least favorite room? The living room!

Why did the zombie go to the therapist? He felt empty inside.

What’s a zombie’s favorite street? A dead end.

Why did the zombie break up with his girlfriend? He wanted more space to decompose.

What do you call a bee that lives in a graveyard? A zom-bee!

Why did the zombie join the gym? To improve his "dead lift."

What do you call a zombie who writes music? A decomposer!

Why do zombies make excellent journalists? Because they are always digging up dirt!

 

Mind-Blowing Zombie Trivia

47 Zombie Jokes Puns And Riddles For A Haunted Halloween Party Adventure

Think you know everything about zombies? Check out these freaky facts and see if you still feel like an expert:

Zombie Origins: Did you know the concept of zombies originates from Haitian folklore where they are said to be reanimated corpses brought back by magical means?

Zombies in Nature: There’s a fungus called Ophiocordyceps which can take over ants' bodies, controlling their actions to spread its spores—pretty much like real-life zombies!

Famous Zombies: One of the most iconic modern zombies is from Michael Jackson's "Thriller" video, which helped popularize zombies in mainstream culture.

Real Zombie Alerts: In 2013, the U.S. government actually released a preparedness guide for a zombie apocalypse to promote emergency planning.

Zombie Movies: The first feature-length zombie film, "White Zombie," was released in 1932.

Zombie Apocalypse: According to mathematicians, if a zombie apocalypse happened, humans would be outnumbered in just about 100 days.

Zombie Science: Scientists have determined that a virus could theoretically alter brain functions to create zombie-like traits.

Zombie Ants: Infected by the Cordyceps fungus, these ants exhibit zombie-like behavior by leaving their colony to die.

Zombie Genes: Some genes can become more active after death, eerily similar to zombies reanimating.

Zombie Laws: Haiti is the only country with laws on the books regulating zombification.

Zombie Video Games: "Resident Evil" is one of the most popular zombie game franchises ever.

Zombie Survival: According to survival experts, grocery stores are the worst place to be during a zombie outbreak.

Zombie Myths: Zombies are often depicted as slow and dumbbut some lore suggests they can be quite fast and cunning.

Zombie Fish: Certain parasites can take over fish and alter their behavior to complete their life cycle.

Zombie Planets: Astronomers use the term "zombie planets" for planets that are brought back to orbit after being ejected from dead systems.

 

Puns to Keep the Zombies Grinning

47 Zombie Jokes Puns And Riddles For A Haunted Halloween Party Adventure

Lastly, let’s not forget the power of a good pun. After all, it’s a fun way to keep spirits high—even if it’s just the undead ones!

Zombies don’t gamble, but if they did, they would play craps… because there’s always something rolling!

Zombies are great at giving directions because they can always point you to the nearest dead end.

Zombies don’t have much of a social life—they’re too wrapped up in themselves!

Zombies are the life of the party because they know all the killer dance moves.

Zombies love winter because they're chill to the bone.

A zombie’s favorite weather is very cloudy with a chance of brain!

Zombies never go to circuses because they're afraid of the human cannons.

Zombies are always asking questions because they can really pick your brain.

Zombies are great at math because they’re always counting their next victim.

Zombies hate spicy food—it makes them feel alive.

 

The Best Kept Zombie Secret You Need To Know

Zombie Escape Room For Tweens Age 10-14 - This printable zombie virus escape room is perfect for Halloween or your kid's Zombie-Themed birthday party! No materials needed means it's a no-fuss, stress-free experience for you! Print, play, enjoy.

Before you go running for your lives, let me share a little secret:

I've been gearing up my zombie survival skills with a fantastic escape room game!

It’s all about solving puzzles and outsmarting zombies, and guess what? It's a blast!

If you're into solving mysteries and escaping from the clutches of the undead, then check out this printable zombie escape room now!

 

Final Thoughts

Zombie Escape Room For Tweens Age 10-14 - This printable zombie virus escape room is perfect for Halloween or your kid's Zombie-Themed birthday party! No materials needed means it's a no-fuss, stress-free experience for you! Print, play, enjoy.

Whether you’re looking to become the ultimate survivor in a zombie-infested world or just want to have some fun with the undead theme, today’s collection of riddles, jokes, trivia, and puns is your go-to guide.

Stay safe, keep laughing, and remember—always aim for the head!

Need more laughs and brain teasers?

Don’t forget to keep checking back here for more fun posts. And if the zombies do show up, remember: you can always try to confuse them with a riddle or two. They might just die laughing!

 

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